alright well this is a story of a kid getting robbed
so the robber waits for the parents to leave the house, then he walks in and is snooping through the house when he hears something behind him,
kid: dont move i got an imaginary gun
robber: ok whatever (keeps walking)
kid: I said dont move!
robber: I dont think a fake gun is going to do anything to me
kid: its not fake its imaginary and i bought it with 5 milion grups
robber: oh wow really(sarcastically)
kid: yeeeeeeees!
robber: well how did you get that much money
kid: grups?
robber: ya grups whatever!
kid: i spend 8 hours a day outside killing mogleys
robber: so you waste 8 hours a day in your back yard waving your arms and punching the air
kid: noooooo..... (long pause) im fighting mogleys!!!!!!
robber: ok whatever! im not here to argue with you about nothing, literally,
im here to steal your money
kid: noooo! not that
robber: yes that and I just bought an imaginary device called tell me where your mom keeps her money!!!
kid: wow thats sooo kool i want one!
robber: yes very cool its on now, so tell me where the money is
kid: its in the top drawer of her dresser, darn that diabolical device!!
the end of part one
part two coming tommorow
alex:P
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