schools done!

well school is done so now I can clean and set up our yard and play mw2 (I havent played for months so im going to stink lol) till people get here im going to be sooooooo bored till everyone gets here, but tonight is going to be awesome, I think I might draw a halloween pic since you know it is halloween!




Alex:P

This is Halloween this is Halloween everybody scream

Lol it's halloween yay I can't wait till people start getting here it's going I be soo much fun
My costume is awesome can't wait to show you guys alright I gtg now because I have to do school >;(



Alex:P

tomorrow is halloween

yay last night was fun it would have been nice if kennedy and micah stayed longer cause they got there really late and left super early we stayed till like 10;30 and we danced for awhile longer then did really fun hayrides and did star tripping and scared people and well we just had a great time the best part is at night idk why soo many people left soo early oh well, i guess i will see them tomorrow for another like hour lol
maybe hopefully they will stay late so we can go trick or treating and play hide and seek or something fun like go in the woods at night idk just fun stuff i guess lol
oh one more thing we decided to put a graveyard in our front yard it makes the house look soo pretty lol

Alex:P

saturday

saturday is going tobe really fun in the morning i will wake up early(probably the only not fun part lol)
so i can go on a walk for breast cancer then i get to go to the olsons and dance and see my friends itll be great 

Rick the Jerk/Online Gamer part. 1

ok well this story is going to be about this 17 year old guy who is

obsessed with call of duty(one of the most popular war games)

his name is Rick he works at a video game store called Next Gen Gaming.

If you don't know much about gaming here are a few things you might need to know:

noob is a gaming insult and is not a cuss word, FPS (first person shooter) players

are very aggressive and mean, and  they hate world of warcraft gamers, and wii games

,and lastly there is a war going on between PS3 and Xbox, ps3 gamers clearly think that ps3 is the 

best system and xbox players think that xbox is the best system. Rick also has a girlfriend

her name is Jenna she also is a gamer, ok now that everything is cleared lets get to the story

(Rick is on his way to work)

now today is a very important day for gamers it the day that mw3 comes out and it gets pretty crazy

Rick: (walks into work  with his back facing the door (yelling)

"I got there way before you, thats my parking space and you can get over it!"

 (Ricks boss)Bill:whats your problem who were you yelling at?

Rick:Some pregnant lady got all mad at me for parking in the handicap space

Bill: well (Rick interrupts) oh my gosh! its here? mw3 is here!

Bill: yes but you can't get near that box 

Rick: what! why!

Bill: because i don't trust you thats why, now why don't you go over there and help

Ted stock the shelves

Rick:(walks over and yells "grenade get down!" and starts pulling all the wii games off the shelves)

Ted: what are you doing!

Rick: we no longer sell wii games!

 Ted: i don't think Bill would like that very well 

Rick: what are you gonna tattle on me noob?

random girl: (walks in store) excuse me i am looking for this wii game called

Rick(interupts) OUT! 

girl: excuse me?

Rick: out now! get out! (chases girl out of store)

Ted: um i don't think bill would like either

Rick: why do you keep talking about bill? are you secretly in love with him

or something, i bet your going to marry him someday?

Ted: what no!

Rick: mute!

Ted: what?

Rick: your muted you can't talk!

Bill: whats going on here?

Rick: nothing!

Bill: alright well could you go open up shop and start registering those people outside

for the preorder of mw3.

Rick: fine! (opens doors) get in, quickly…… i said quickly…LAG!….LAG! OH MY GOSH LAG!

Alright guys get in line here…….(waits for them to get in line)

 Ahem……ahem!

GUY in front of line: what?

Rick: why aren't you guys clapping?

guy: why should we be?

Rick: cause I'm a 10th prestige thats why!

(silence)……..

Rick: ok fine since you all are obviously noobs!

alright this is how it works i will mark your receipt and the order they are marked is the order you will get your game

guy: ok ill take a ps3 mw3 

Rick: no! you'll take an xbox copy of mw3

guy: but i don't have a xbox

Rick: then go buy one! (marks receipt)

Next!

another random girl: ok i (Rick interrupts) Back of line!

girl: no!

Rick:ya!(sarcastically) the rule here is girls in the back!

in fact you can't even have this game, why don't you get a pony game! 

girl: no!

Rick: oh ya thats right i forgot, i burnt all girl games! and your house! now go!

girl: fine I'm going to the video game store next door i bet they have some decent gamers over there!

Rick: oh ya i could own you in any call of duty game!

Girl:(sitcks out tongue and leaves)

Rick; NEXT! 

14 year old boy:hey sup

Rick: um NO 

Boy: but i didn't say anything besides sup

Rick: ya baby whatever, why don't you go get your mommy and go cry to her

Boy: whats your problem?

Rick: I'm sry i don't speak baby 

Boy: look! all i want is a copy of mw3 then i will be out of your hair

Rick: look! all i want is for babes to stop playing adult games! and i don't have hair

i bet you play ps3 noob!

Boy: ya i do AND i could own you anyway 

Rick: too bad you won't have mw3 to own me with

Boy:(gets in ricks face and yells) common man just give me a copy noob!

Rick: no! now get out, or i will take your tiny retarded ps3 controllers and strap them

to a pegasus and launch it into the sky and make you watch as it crashes into a rainbow and explodes!

boy: um ok I'm outta here u got problems

Rick: next!

Hobo:(cough!) excuse me sir could you please tell me were i could find the nearest buss station?

Rick:(flicks in forehead) headshot! noob! you don't have money so that means you can't have a copy of mw3!

Hobo: but i don't want

Rick: save it i know you are a spy and your trying to steal a copy now get out!

Hobo: ok sry

Rick: ok this is not working why don't we line up in order of leader board ranking

To Be Continued

Alex:P

the online gamer part. 1 test sample

the online gamer

part.1

ok well this story is going to be about this 17 year old guy who is

obsessed with call of duty(one of the most popular war games)

his name is Rick he works at a video game store called Next Gen Gaming.

If you don't know much about gaming here are a few things you might need to know:

noob is a gaming insult and is not a cuss word, FPS (first person shooter) players

are very aggressive and mean, and  they hate world of warcraft gamers, and wii games

,and lastly there is a war going on between PS3 and Xbox, ps3 gamers clearly think that ps3 is the 

best system and xbox players think that xbox is the best system. Rick also has a girlfriend

her name is Jenna she also is a gamer, ok now that everything is cleared lets get to the story

(Rick is on his way to work)

now today is a very important day for gamers it the day that mw3 comes out and it gets pretty crazy

Rick: (walks into work  with his back facing the door (yelling)

"I got there way before you, thats my parking space and you can get over it!"

 (Ricks boss)Bill:whats your problem who were you yelling at?

Rick:Some pregnant lady got all mad at me for parking in the handicap space

Bill: well of Rick: (interrupts) oh my gosh! its here? mw3 is here!

Bill: yes but you can't get near that box 

Rick: what! why!

Bill: because i don't trust you thats why now why don't you go over there and help

Ted stock the shelves

Rick:(walks over and yells "grenade get down!" and starts pulling all the wii games off the shelves)

Ted: what are you doing!

Rick: we no longer sell wii games!

 Ted: i don't think Bill would like that very well 

Rick: what are you gonna tattle on me noob?

random girl: (walks in store) excuse me i am looking for this wii game called

Rick(interupts) OUT! 

girl: excuse me?

Rick: out now! get out! (chases girl out of store)

Ted: um i don't think bill would like that at all

Rick: why do you keep talking about bill? are you secretly in love with him

or something, i bet your going to marry him someday?

Ted: what no!

Rick: mute!

Ted: what?

Rick: your muted you can't talk!

Bill: whats going on here?

Rick: nothing!

Bill: alright well could you go open up shop and start registering those people outside

for the preorder of mw3.

Rick: fine (opens doors) get in, quickly…… i said quickly…LAG!….LAG! OH MY GOSH LAG!

Alright guys get in line here, Ahem……ahem!

GUY in front of line: what?

Rick: why aren't you guys clapping?

guy: why should we be?

Rick cause I'm a 10th prestige thats why!

(silence)……..

Rick: ok fine since you all are obviously noobs!

alright this is how it works i will mark your receipt and the order they are marked is the order you will get your game

guy: ok ill take a ps3 mw3 

Rick: no! you'll take an xbox copy of mw3

guy: but i don't have a xbox

Rick: then go buy one! (marks receipt)

Next!

another random girl: ok i (Rick interrupts) Back of line!

girl: no!

Rick:ya!(sarcastically) the rule here is girls in the back!

in fact you can't even have this game, why don't you get a pony game! 

girl: no!

Rick: oh ya thats right i forgot, i burnt all girl games! and your house! now go!

girl: fine I'm going to the video game store next door i bet they have some decent gamers over there!

Rick: oh ya i could own you in any call of duty game!

this is just a sample it gets better im still working on it i will finish part one today then work on part two tommorow tell me what you think some of this is from me and kelly being crazy so ya

Alex:P

Hey hey hey

Hey I don't want to be pushy but I just recently became a partner with YouTube and I got an addsense account and it would really help me if every once in awhile you guys click on the adds to the side of my blog because it gets me money thanks

Storie

Well I have a really awesome and funny idea for a storie that could possibly be 3 parts
If you have a character you want to be in it please comment bellow or and idea that could be in it and idk if I will make part one today it just depends on if I get some ideas (even though I got what I want in it done)just thought I'd let you guys have a little part in my storie so ya
I will be at my grandmas after getting shots so I will not be able to awnser requests yet but I might be able to start writing there and add in characters later so ya


Also I just got an invitation form YouTube today asking me to become a partner I'm super excited my dad is going to check it out when he gets home yay!!!!!!




Alex :P

Short

I know this is a short post but I found something funny on fireflies at 2:09 of the song when Adam young finishes saying asleep in the background listen closely you can hear a guy say haha it's funny


can't sleep I'm too nauseous from the pain lol that's why this is a late night short post I will post tommorow maybe if you beg me I will post another funny storie series
Alex :P

Party!

well there was an awesome party at the suttons we had mtn deweth (I tried voltage for the first time it was really good) and we went to that park and did crazy things which involved me falling on my back from about 10 feet in the air ya not too much fun, then we all cramed onto the tire swing, then there was only two, me, and kelly, and we got pushed soooo high that I hit my head on the metal bar, and I didnt remeber a thing. Daniel was freaking out saying are you ok and stuff like that and I didnt know what he was talking about so I was like ya I think I just hit my hand. and then after that I could feel that i hit my head lol. But the party was still fun im glad I stayed instead of going dancing because I had tons of fun even though I couldnt talk lol just cause I was with my bestest friends. There was sooo much going on I cant type it all but one thing I have to say is crazy, yelling,jumping, and pain, also im an indian lol! well today is no fun i slept in till 10:30 cause I was sooooo tired I did get out off school but im in soooo much pain (no im not crying only inside lol) but it does sound like I had a small concussion cause when  I got home last night I kept forgetting things and I couldnt talk very well and well just didnt feel right. well I was horibly bored today so I drew this

its zim from the tv show invader zim lol STILL BORED TO DEATH!!!



Alex:P

cinamon pretzel's

well today we had cinamon they were amazing

and the jacket is from sunday i went to aeropostal and they had great deals on stuff! this was origanally 60 bucks but i got it for 13 dollars its pretty awesome! also i sent in 4 test's to get them graded and i got an A on my history i only missed one, and i got an A on my language arts only missed one again, an A on one of my sicence test (i sent in two science test's) only missed one, and and A+ on my second science test i was pretty excited to brag to my whole family saying yayayayay im an A student lol (your probably thinking in your head quit bragging no one likes it stupid alex! but hey i was excited so ya) ADVICE:
never don't awnser your mom (or dad) when they ask a question that doesnt have an awnser just make something up. otherwise you get grounded for not saying anything, just thought id let you know lol (not that that happened to me recently or anything) :P



Alex :P

bonfire

i probably smell like smoke big time, we just had an extremly fun night at the wingerds, there was a bonfire, and dancing, and we walked through and old abandon house  it was really fun, i  also learn the jig and got really hiper on soda and we stayed till almost 12 oclock!
have you ever noticed how damanding and rude gps's are they just command you where to go and they are soo rude just a thought




alex :P

jailbroken

well not much to post but someone wanted me to post so here it is well there is two things i can tell you 1. i jailbroke my ipod today it was pretty cool
and i found a cool band

Arcade

It was really fun here camping but I'm really upset I missed dancing and church sad face,
I won a angry bird in an arcade here it was really hard!
Also there was a cool resturaunt which had dollar bills all over the walls, and a giant jumping pillow, and tons of pop and sweets and well, just some fun stuff.


But you know what sucks? A vacuum lol




Alex:P

Well I'm camping still

I got some cool pics from camping I will have to show you when I get back home on Monday otherwise known as Kennedys b-day aren't you proud of me I remember peeps birthday I remembered micahs too yay lol



Giant jumping pillow





Alex:P

till monday😭💔

this will be my last post till monday because im going camping im pretty mad cause im going to miss church and its camping for four days ugggggh anyway i drew this pics tonight just thought id show you these

I havent been able to draw any good pics with pencils lately cause im busy, but i did these small sharpie drawings 💤im really tired i might watch a movie and go to bed



alex:P

dave and busters

well i went to dave and busters with micah and dale sutton yesterday and it was really fun dale is soo funny and nice and so is micah so it was a really funny and nice day me and micah put our tickets together and had 1802 tickets so we each bought a domo if you dont know what that is here is a pic and vid of him

also i found my purple jacket well my mom did ty mom i have been looking for it for awhile now!
well i gotta take a shower now so i can go get shots yay:(




alex:P

yummy!

yum i have pumpkin pie and rocky road ice cream and apple cider all in one day delicious
also if you could please pray for all my stress im just a little overwhelmed i know this isnt a prayer blog sry but it would really help since obviously god is the only one who can help me lol



alex:P

shopping at independence mall

well i went shopping with my grandma at independence mall today and got some pretty cool stuff for cheap

well i just finished this pic

its a graffiti of owl city so ya here it is it took me three and a half hours but its all sharpie

church

well today went really well i had alot of fun. but i am super tired cause i just got done with being sick and i woke up really early so ya, but it was really fun walking next to kennedy we had some funny conversations lol and no im not mad or upset with you and i dont like anyone else im just tired.
Also i got to talk to daryl (i think thats how its spelled)  about membership and im really excited to go talk with him soon yay!

alex :P

graffiti

i drew a little graffiti pic and a boba fett pic all done with sharpie and i didnt look at anything it was completely free hand and completely from my head

 this is the first outline of the graffiti

 this is a more shaded version of the graffiti

this is a more colorful and detailed version of the graffiti

this is the the graffiti all finished i really like it

then this is bobe fett all done with sharpie also

and this is the cd i got today i just like the cover so i posted it lol


alex:P

home alone

im home alone i bet you cant guess what im doing

A. litening to music super loud

B. baking biscuits and recording me throwing them in the air

5. reading the bible

10teen. drawing







if you guessed 10teen your wrong, but i am not doing all of the rest at the same time, actually right now im litening to music really loud! Im about to read the bible, and then im going to bake biscuits and throw them in the air!



alex :P

sharpies

well i got the new mayday parade cd today and some drawing supplies i including sharpies i was pretty upset this morning when i woke up and saw my headphones chewed straight in half ohhhhhh i was soo mad this was the third pair of the same headphones I've bought in the last month, the first pair got lost,
the second pair got chewed through, grr face



alex :P :>

sadly

sadly im not going tonight because me and ashley both dont feel good im pretty upset  but what can you do its not like i can help feeling sick


alex :P

Did you know?

Did you know if you feed a rat pop it will explode because it can't fart so all the gas builds up inside of him and makes him explode just something random


Alex :P

Dancing, yes, dancing 👯💃👫(no not eating candy coated clouds)

well probably a few months ago i would never say that i like dancing or that it is fun but it is extremely fun
and sweaty and apparently im a good dancer from what 4 people said: Annie S, Ashley O(my sissy)
Emily W, and Amy B, and it was really funny because i think bethany was mad at me because i was going up to her to ask her if she wanted to dance, and then peter stepped in front of me and i thought he was asking her, but i guess he wasn't, so i asked someone else and she was all like oh i see how it is 💔 lol
also one more thing since you all are probably tired of hearing junk come into your earholes well your not hearing it your reading it but whatever, after we just got in the car to leave (we were all really sweaty by the way) i pulled out my ipod to check something and it had literally typed in my pocket (I stink)
no joke it was sooooo funny we all laughed for like 2 mins. 😂


alex :P

Drawing and eating

Well I just finished listening to ocean eyes all the way through twice, except the stupid song titled dental care (shiver, I don't like it lol, also I'm working on requested pics, I have 5 I have to draw soon, right now I'm working on the cover to maybe I'm dreaming, almost finished with optimus, and I have a few more things to do to micahs pic, then two pics I havent worked on, not to mention the coop pic and work I have to do grrrrr hrrrrr hisssssss,
And well I bet your wondering why is eating in the title of this post, well thats simple we would all die without it so I'm going to go stuff my face full of ramen noodles in like 5 mins, why you may ask well because I'm hungry duh stop asking stupid questions!



Alex :P

bad guy dumb kid part.2

robber: (steals money and gets ready to walk out of the door)

kid: i will call the cops and they will find you

robber: (hmmmm i think i can have a little fun with this (he thinks to himself))

robber: ok call the cops but when they get here all they are going to find is your dead body cause with my 3 trillion points i bought the *sword of awesomeness and imaginationly cool stuff that kills anything with one hit sword*

kid: huuuuuuuuuh  no way! ok ok ok ill do whatever you want (lays on floor and kisses the robbers shoes)

robber: of course youll do what i want cause i just bought this device called dumb little kid does anyhting for the owner of this device!

kid: darn i guess since im dumb and a kid i have to listen to you:(

robber: thats right and this device says to give me all your points!

kid: (screams bloody murder) noooooo!!!!!
please no!

robber:yup (grabs the imaginary bag of points)

kid: not fair

robber: well im sorry i guess i have been a little mean to you so here take this imaginary camaro and princess and bedroom!

kid: yay oh my goodness i love you

robber: yes i know, now could you please hand me your sword?

kid: ya here you go (hands robber sword)

robber: haha dumb kid now im going to crush your car with your own sword (boom)

kid: (screams even more bloody murder) ahhhhhhhwwww noooooo whyyy!!!!!!!

robber: oh and the princess never liked you, i just said a princess, actually, she hates you and stool all you gold

kid: what nooooooo!!!!!

robber: oh and the room i gave you is an all white room that you can never escape

kid: nooooooo!!!!  soooooo white!!!!!!!! (shivers)

robber: (robbers phone rings)

phone: mumble mumble mumble

robber: oh sry kid i guess i cant play anymore i gotta go oh is it fine if i ride on your dragon to get out of here?

kid: nooooo!!!!

robber: too bad my device says i can so bye (rides off on the dragon)(imaginarily)

kid: noooooooo!!!!!! (sobbing and rolling on the floor sucking on his thumb)


the end



alex :P


i got this idea from me and micah being really slap happy in his basment so ya

home is a box car in its sooo far out of reach!

well there was this girl named girl and this guy named i bet you can guess....... timmy!

girl: timmy i have to tell you somthing and it breaks my heart to say this but i have to leave

timmy: noooooo why i love you i would craw to the ends of the earth on my tongue just to see you
i would shove a Kleenex up my nose and stort it till it goes down my throat i would rip out my throat and feed it to my throat for you just please dont leave me i love you

girl: I was just going to the store! goodness!

timmy: oh(sigh) oh good cause i would do anything for a coke right now

girl: even give me up?

timmy: sure

girl: huuuuuh (sucks all the air out of the room) (slap) (slap slap slap)



lol sry it was just a random thougth i had when i was thinking about well nevermind

heres one last random thing ill post before i go to bed

only a retard would drowned in 1 inch of water! (inside joke)

alex :P oh p.s or whatever i promise bad guy dumb kid part two will be here tommmorow

I'm really liking umbrella beach and meteor shower

Yup yup we also might not be going to church:(

Because Ruth and me and dad dont feel Good and I did something to my tailbone I might have broken it


Alex;(

strawberry pancakes

well this morning i woke up at 10 yay! and it felt like I slept forever,
and then there where pancakes so i was like yay!
and so i got regular syrup out and then i started eating them and they tasted like a strawberry avalanche!
lol but they litterally did taste like strawberry even though they where plain.
also i got my hair cut today nothing special today just bordom



alex :P