ok well this story is going to be about this 17 year old guy who is
obsessed with call of duty(one of the most popular war games)
his name is Rick he works at a video game store called Next Gen Gaming.
If you don't know much about gaming here are a few things you might need to know:
noob is a gaming insult and is not a cuss word, FPS (first person shooter) players
are very aggressive and mean, and they hate world of warcraft gamers, and wii games
,and lastly there is a war going on between PS3 and Xbox, ps3 gamers clearly think that ps3 is the
best system and xbox players think that xbox is the best system. Rick also has a girlfriend
her name is Jenna she also is a gamer, ok now that everything is cleared lets get to the story
(Rick is on his way to work)
now today is a very important day for gamers it the day that mw3 comes out and it gets pretty crazy
Rick: (walks into work with his back facing the door (yelling)
"I got there way before you, thats my parking space and you can get over it!"
(Ricks boss)Bill:whats your problem who were you yelling at?
Rick:Some pregnant lady got all mad at me for parking in the handicap space
Bill: well (Rick interrupts) oh my gosh! its here? mw3 is here!
Bill: yes but you can't get near that box
Rick: what! why!
Bill: because i don't trust you thats why, now why don't you go over there and help
Ted stock the shelves
Rick:(walks over and yells "grenade get down!" and starts pulling all the wii games off the shelves)
Ted: what are you doing!
Rick: we no longer sell wii games!
Ted: i don't think Bill would like that very well
Rick: what are you gonna tattle on me noob?
random girl: (walks in store) excuse me i am looking for this wii game called
Rick(interupts) OUT!
girl: excuse me?
Rick: out now! get out! (chases girl out of store)
Ted: um i don't think bill would like either
Rick: why do you keep talking about bill? are you secretly in love with him
or something, i bet your going to marry him someday?
Ted: what no!
Rick: mute!
Ted: what?
Rick: your muted you can't talk!
Bill: whats going on here?
Rick: nothing!
Bill: alright well could you go open up shop and start registering those people outside
for the preorder of mw3.
Rick: fine! (opens doors) get in, quickly…… i said quickly…LAG!….LAG! OH MY GOSH LAG!
Alright guys get in line here…….(waits for them to get in line)
Ahem……ahem!
GUY in front of line: what?
Rick: why aren't you guys clapping?
guy: why should we be?
Rick: cause I'm a 10th prestige thats why!
(silence)……..
Rick: ok fine since you all are obviously noobs!
alright this is how it works i will mark your receipt and the order they are marked is the order you will get your game
guy: ok ill take a ps3 mw3
Rick: no! you'll take an xbox copy of mw3
guy: but i don't have a xbox
Rick: then go buy one! (marks receipt)
Next!
another random girl: ok i (Rick interrupts) Back of line!
girl: no!
Rick:ya!(sarcastically) the rule here is girls in the back!
in fact you can't even have this game, why don't you get a pony game!
girl: no!
Rick: oh ya thats right i forgot, i burnt all girl games! and your house! now go!
girl: fine I'm going to the video game store next door i bet they have some decent gamers over there!
Rick: oh ya i could own you in any call of duty game!
Girl:(sitcks out tongue and leaves)
Rick; NEXT!
14 year old boy:hey sup
Rick: um NO
Boy: but i didn't say anything besides sup
Rick: ya baby whatever, why don't you go get your mommy and go cry to her
Boy: whats your problem?
Rick: I'm sry i don't speak baby
Boy: look! all i want is a copy of mw3 then i will be out of your hair
Rick: look! all i want is for babes to stop playing adult games! and i don't have hair
i bet you play ps3 noob!
Boy: ya i do AND i could own you anyway
Rick: too bad you won't have mw3 to own me with
Boy:(gets in ricks face and yells) common man just give me a copy noob!
Rick: no! now get out, or i will take your tiny retarded ps3 controllers and strap them
to a pegasus and launch it into the sky and make you watch as it crashes into a rainbow and explodes!
boy: um ok I'm outta here u got problems
Rick: next!
Hobo:(cough!) excuse me sir could you please tell me were i could find the nearest buss station?
Rick:(flicks in forehead) headshot! noob! you don't have money so that means you can't have a copy of mw3!
Hobo: but i don't want
Rick: save it i know you are a spy and your trying to steal a copy now get out!
Hobo: ok sry
Rick: ok this is not working why don't we line up in order of leader board ranking
To Be Continued
Alex:P
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