robber: (steals money and gets ready to walk out of the door)
kid: i will call the cops and they will find you
robber: (hmmmm i think i can have a little fun with this (he thinks to himself))
robber: ok call the cops but when they get here all they are going to find is your dead body cause with my 3 trillion points i bought the *sword of awesomeness and imaginationly cool stuff that kills anything with one hit sword*
kid: huuuuuuuuuh no way! ok ok ok ill do whatever you want (lays on floor and kisses the robbers shoes)
robber: of course youll do what i want cause i just bought this device called dumb little kid does anyhting for the owner of this device!
kid: darn i guess since im dumb and a kid i have to listen to you:(
robber: thats right and this device says to give me all your points!
kid: (screams bloody murder) noooooo!!!!!
please no!
robber:yup (grabs the imaginary bag of points)
kid: not fair
robber: well im sorry i guess i have been a little mean to you so here take this imaginary camaro and princess and bedroom!
kid: yay oh my goodness i love you
robber: yes i know, now could you please hand me your sword?
kid: ya here you go (hands robber sword)
robber: haha dumb kid now im going to crush your car with your own sword (boom)
kid: (screams even more bloody murder) ahhhhhhhwwww noooooo whyyy!!!!!!!
robber: oh and the princess never liked you, i just said a princess, actually, she hates you and stool all you gold
kid: what nooooooo!!!!!
robber: oh and the room i gave you is an all white room that you can never escape
kid: nooooooo!!!! soooooo white!!!!!!!! (shivers)
robber: (robbers phone rings)
phone: mumble mumble mumble
robber: oh sry kid i guess i cant play anymore i gotta go oh is it fine if i ride on your dragon to get out of here?
kid: nooooo!!!!
robber: too bad my device says i can so bye (rides off on the dragon)(imaginarily)
kid: noooooooo!!!!!! (sobbing and rolling on the floor sucking on his thumb)
the end
alex :P
i got this idea from me and micah being really slap happy in his basment so ya
LOL(real lol that was funy) hey and what you commented on my blog, that made me so happy i am glaad that you want to talk about it. i wanted to talk about it, but i didnt want to just blurt it out. we will have to twhen we have a little more time. so yes i am glad that i can talk to someone my age about it. and i am happy that you care about stuff like that, so thanks for reading and not just passing that long post by and not wanting to read it. :)
ReplyDeleteYes of course I love reading your posts and I'm excited to talk about it I'm glad at wasn't too weird for ou lol it was a litle open but that's just me I think it's probably better to be honest
ReplyDeleteyes definately. i am glad that you are honest and open. lol so ya... happiness:)
ReplyDeleteOh sry this is kinda off subject (if that's even possible with our conversations)
ReplyDeleteBut I left my nerd glasses at your house last night and I was wondering if you could bring them tomorrow I'm really sry lol I know it's a huge load and burden and it could kill you but that would be great if you could
lol yes i could bring your nerd glasses. lol you are funny. there is a possibility i could forget but i will try not too. lol :)
ReplyDeleteLol np if you forget I don't need them until Halloween anyway and Ty its fun to make people laugh lol even my grandma said I should be a camedian when I grow (not taller older)
ReplyDeleteI meant ( not taller) older
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