the online gamer part. 1 test sample

the online gamer

part.1

ok well this story is going to be about this 17 year old guy who is

obsessed with call of duty(one of the most popular war games)

his name is Rick he works at a video game store called Next Gen Gaming.

If you don't know much about gaming here are a few things you might need to know:

noob is a gaming insult and is not a cuss word, FPS (first person shooter) players

are very aggressive and mean, and  they hate world of warcraft gamers, and wii games

,and lastly there is a war going on between PS3 and Xbox, ps3 gamers clearly think that ps3 is the 

best system and xbox players think that xbox is the best system. Rick also has a girlfriend

her name is Jenna she also is a gamer, ok now that everything is cleared lets get to the story

(Rick is on his way to work)

now today is a very important day for gamers it the day that mw3 comes out and it gets pretty crazy

Rick: (walks into work  with his back facing the door (yelling)

"I got there way before you, thats my parking space and you can get over it!"

 (Ricks boss)Bill:whats your problem who were you yelling at?

Rick:Some pregnant lady got all mad at me for parking in the handicap space

Bill: well of Rick: (interrupts) oh my gosh! its here? mw3 is here!

Bill: yes but you can't get near that box 

Rick: what! why!

Bill: because i don't trust you thats why now why don't you go over there and help

Ted stock the shelves

Rick:(walks over and yells "grenade get down!" and starts pulling all the wii games off the shelves)

Ted: what are you doing!

Rick: we no longer sell wii games!

 Ted: i don't think Bill would like that very well 

Rick: what are you gonna tattle on me noob?

random girl: (walks in store) excuse me i am looking for this wii game called

Rick(interupts) OUT! 

girl: excuse me?

Rick: out now! get out! (chases girl out of store)

Ted: um i don't think bill would like that at all

Rick: why do you keep talking about bill? are you secretly in love with him

or something, i bet your going to marry him someday?

Ted: what no!

Rick: mute!

Ted: what?

Rick: your muted you can't talk!

Bill: whats going on here?

Rick: nothing!

Bill: alright well could you go open up shop and start registering those people outside

for the preorder of mw3.

Rick: fine (opens doors) get in, quickly…… i said quickly…LAG!….LAG! OH MY GOSH LAG!

Alright guys get in line here, Ahem……ahem!

GUY in front of line: what?

Rick: why aren't you guys clapping?

guy: why should we be?

Rick cause I'm a 10th prestige thats why!

(silence)……..

Rick: ok fine since you all are obviously noobs!

alright this is how it works i will mark your receipt and the order they are marked is the order you will get your game

guy: ok ill take a ps3 mw3 

Rick: no! you'll take an xbox copy of mw3

guy: but i don't have a xbox

Rick: then go buy one! (marks receipt)

Next!

another random girl: ok i (Rick interrupts) Back of line!

girl: no!

Rick:ya!(sarcastically) the rule here is girls in the back!

in fact you can't even have this game, why don't you get a pony game! 

girl: no!

Rick: oh ya thats right i forgot, i burnt all girl games! and your house! now go!

girl: fine I'm going to the video game store next door i bet they have some decent gamers over there!

Rick: oh ya i could own you in any call of duty game!

this is just a sample it gets better im still working on it i will finish part one today then work on part two tommorow tell me what you think some of this is from me and kelly being crazy so ya

Alex:P